Too bad. We'll be late
Get up
I feel sick
I don't care. I go to brush my teeth
Be quick!
Did you work round-the-clock last night?
Monica phoned to order the change of
advertising strategy on the mattress
But we've a meeting with the client this morning
She played a trick on me in this way
I don't understand How psychotic she is!
You're less beautiful and capable than her
Be quick
Otherwise, you'll get fired
Fire me? Who are more hard working than I in the office?
The notice that you typed
has 12 mistakes
Fire me?
I can hunt for other job
Though I don't have a nice figure
I can rely on my face
I can get it if I go sexy...
or consider marrying a wealthy man
Get a taxi. Be quick!
Be quick! White-collar beauty!
You get the taxi first
Madam, sorry, I'm in a hurry
Why are you so late?
Oh! No... I...I have to bear baby
We're late. Don't be considerate
What? It takes one body but two lives
Our lateness means nothing
I tell you our lives are really endangered
Mother is the best in the world
Mother is the best? We're not mothers yet
Who are kind to us?
Gentlemen
Marriage and childbearing Be a mother, is it not too bad?
Think only if someone wants to marry you
There're many
You get another taxi and I go to take the model
You're the kindest to me
Dina is always the best
Boss, good morning
What are you looking for?
Your room at that side
Thanks, Simon
My name is Tiger
Good morning, boss. Good morning!
Who's touched my room's stuff?
Boss, your room at that side
Thanks, Susan
My name is Dina
Dina, which department are you working for?
I'm your secretary
That's why you wear a familiar face
Certainly... Thanks
King, I've to go. Thanks
It's not dried off yet
I mean the paste...
Does she have any time concept?
She goes to take the model
So...
It's just business
She's worked overnight
to rush out your proposal
You mean it is I that
keep all of you waiting?
Certainly not! Creative Director
CEO, what is your opinion?
Sorry, I've to wash my face
Monica!
Shut up!
I have to bear a bit of responsibility
That means the major responsibility is on you?
What do you mean?
You're late, and have destroyed our model shown to client
Stupid!
Make noise
Rubbish
Remake the model. The deadline is on the day after tomorrow
The day after tomorrow?
Right. The day after tomorrow. Rubbish
I'm sorry, Susan
My name is LK
Boss, why don't you read it before signing?
You've been working here for three months
You did not familiarize yourself with the office environment
Do you want to quit?
Don't be nosy
Are you sick?
Never mind
Are you feeling sad?
Leave
Dad
Did you drink the alcohol again?
Right. You worked hard in the office at daytime
so went out to have a carefree night
Play and drink can relieve stress
Right. Dad, I feel relaxed
Do you know your living style
is your dad's childhood dream?
Playboy. Bachelor
Capable and handsome I'm envious of you
Dad, I'm satisfied with my current living style
Sufficient play and work no regret after your retirement
Don't behave like dad
Old man seeks happiness anywhere
Remember, don't drink too much Got it?
Get it, dad. Thanks
I await your appearance
on the cover page of the finance news
Someday
I retire to bed. I'm very tired
Use a bit of energy I've told you not to eat grapefruit
You seems un-energetic
You're healthy
you feel painless during massage
Certainly
What're you doing?
How stupid are you?
You're ignorant It's difficult to do this
It takes me a lot of time to study it
If you've guts, quarrel with her face to face
We've received 9-year free education
So absolutely no quarrel We've manners
Painful?
What is this acupuncture point?
Ovary
Not right?
The toe tip. Ah!
All members of staff receive this e-mail
Read it. It makes you feel angry
I've seen it
It makes me laugh like a drain
You're the boss why don't you feel angry?
I don't get angry. It seems funny
Anyway, I want to fire LK Fong
the e-mail sender
She's just making fun
If you don't fire her, I'll resign
Type a dismissal letter to LK Fong
But that e-mail is just for fun
You aren't unforgiving, are you?
Let's forget about it
Nothing happens, alright?
Put it in this way
Ask you to type the dismissal letter but you pretend innocence
Do you want to type one for yourself?
Everybody, good morning What're you doing? Having a meeting?
Ex... excuse...
LK Fong
The picture of Monica's head with pig body
was sent to office and Monica viewed it
She wants to fire you now Leave as soon as possible
Excuse me. I've an appointment with a client
Do you want to escape?
LK Fong, don't run away
Beauty, having a tea break?
Have you called me?
Sure. I've called you You haven't been here for a long time
This is my first visit
You'll get familiar soon
Address you beauty several times You'll be fine
Pay more tips. More visits
will make you a frequent customer
Am I beautiful?
Beautiful indeed
Give me a cup of hot ovaltine
Okay. Your hair is untidy. Comb it?
I'll do it myself. Thanks
Look. How beautiful
I take the drink for you
Well. Thanks
Boss, check the bill
Thanks. You're welcome
You're courteous!
Hard work! Hard work!
Do I need to call a taxi for you?
No. Don't take it serious
I have to go. Bye
Beauty, goodbye
Goodbye, you're welcome
Boss
May I ask why your service is so good?
Is it because your business is so bad?
Certainly. Do you notice how many customers there are?
Why don't you axe the jobs?
No sacking. It's illegal
Why?
I don't know if they conspire together to get pregnant
Look at this notice
Pregnant women can't be sacked
Really
Boss, take the order
Sam, you're a nurse
You should help me when my life is at risk
I'm a nurse I know how to stop bleeding
I know how to do manual breathing for the drowned persons
But stealing the doctor's certificate is...
not part of our training
You must help me
You'll still be alive if you lose that job
You must help me. You must help me
Well. It's difficult to get a new job amid economic doldrums
You must help me. You must help me
You...will not harm anybody, will you?
Of course not
You just want to keep the job
and work for the company
Yes!
You are compelled to do this aren't you?
Yes, if you understood my situation
help me now
LK? You got fired why do you come back?
No such thing
Your dismissal letter is right here
I forget to tell you I've got pregnant
No? What a coincidence?
What a coincidence? Is it...
No. Just a coincidence Congratulation...
How did your pregnancy help you?
Right. According to the Labour Law
The company can't sack you within ten months
Is it so?
Right. It is stated clearly
Please have a look
LK, congratulation!
For what?
I've to earn more money for my child
I can endure hunger, but my baby can't
So I'll devote my efforts to the job Boss, thanks
How can you prove your pregnancy?
Doctor's certificate
Wait. You don't have a boy friend
How did you get pregnant?
Single-sex breeding?
I know you'll ask that question
Running out of time
my boy friend is ready
LK!
Are they right there?
You can't wait to announce the good news
Baby!
Many people congratulate me
How can I keep my mouth closed?
Congratulate the new couple Congratulation!
Which couple?
They're a perfect match
When will you hold the wedding banquet?
We modern people don't show off
Happiness, care and love
are more important
Try new product again?
Right, this is called Step mother's jelly
Ming
You give me $20,000 monthly to hire you
as a dessert cook is a good offer
But I am the shop owner anyway...
I offer you 30,000
Let me decide the menu
How about 40,000?
It's not a matter of money I can't persuade myself
Is it LK?
Who?
I'm your boss
What can I help you?
Your fiance is flirting
with a woman in a restaurant
That bad guy
I've got an incoming call
What's the matter?
King. Don't ask me and look around
But check the bill
Are you alright?
My wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary tonight
Who is she?
It's LK
No, you can't stay. You have to go
Why do you ask me to pay the bill?
Boss, have you mistaken?
I've mistaken? You ask him then
Someone is looking for you
LK, I call you back later
LK?
You, again. An evil day
You husband has fertilized LK
What?
LK, I feel disappointed to you!
Ask my boss and your wife to answer the call
Okay
I surrender
Don't touch anything on the scene
King is my best friend
He's not the baby's father
He helps me perfect the lie
I owe him
Why did you say he is the baby's father? Tell me
It's only pretence
Is he a celebrity?
Don't ask me
The outcome will be damaging if you know the truth
A pop star?
Don't ask me
A pop singer?
A millionaire?
I don't want to answer this private question
Bingo
You have a good family for the rest of your life
We can leave with peace. Wife we shall go
She hasn't disclosed who is the baby's father
Why don't you leave now?
I feel pity for you
No pity
You can't tell who's the father
Just keep the secret
Sure you'll feel sad!
In fact, I really want to cry
See you in the office
I pick you up to your home
Thanks. Goodbye
I accompany you to go up
Your courtesy is welcome
Boss. Be careful
there're rats running around the staircase
Really? Where?
Don't you know my old neigbours are very troublesome!
They show up suddenly
It's scary
Right. How can the rich like you
know the grassroots' misery?
Don't look. Drop down your head Don't look
Handsome guy
Thanks
Don't call the police
Otherwise, I'll murder your family
Castrate you, sodomize you
and rape your lover
I'm not his lover. I'm not his lover
Guy, do you have 500 dollars?
Is it a robbery?
Sure. Anything wrong?
Why do you rob your neigbour?
He's not our neigbour but you're our neighbour
I rob him, not you
Be quick!
Give me!
Give me...
I get one thousand dollars only
I give you the change. Wait a while
Run away. Be quick!
How can you reside in such an accommodation?
You should ask your boy friend to settle a new home
Honestly speaking, we broke apart
Why? How can the baby have no dad?
You can't say such thing
Just increase my salary aggressively
Then I can play the role of breadwinner
and bring up my baby healthily
It is obviously a robbery
Don't call the police. Bye!
Goodbye
According to my estimation
you've been pregnant for 5 months You must have a 35-inch waist
Which do you like, a son or daughter?
If boy, the belly tapers off
If daughter, the belly is round
Are you okay?
Mrs Chan, Li, Ma and Chueng this is my friend, LK
This is her first pregnancy She's nervous
She wants to chat with you and to relax
It's interesting
Get posterior ulcer!
It is also the experience of my last pregnancy
Troublesome What's an internal secretion problem!
Frequent piss
Over 20 times daily
I chose painless labour
And I used to think it was painless
But the wound's pain lasted for 3 months
The doctor said the pain caused by childbearing is at the tenth grade
I heard about this
The first grade is caused by mosquito's bite
the second by sprained ankle
the third by bleeding the forth by squeezing the fingers
the fifth by chopping the sixth by chorine
the seventh by tattoo the eighth by burning
the ninth by broken leg
and the tenth by childbearing
Students
welcome to my acting workshop
Let me introduce myself
my name is Robert
De Niro?
Not a coincidence!
My surname is Law
Certainly, you can call my English name...
De Niro
I ask you, do you think
a pregnant woman is like 'water'
or ice
or gas?
Mr. Law, I'm running out of time
I've to get instant pregnancy
I have no time to understand your theory
Can you tell me the key points simply and directly?
The key points? The key points are....
What's going on? How can he help me?
I think we are deceived
Deceived you?
This is the drama
I just demonstrate method acting
I keep telling myself I don't know how to answer...
Making myself believe that I don't know how to respond to
So I don't know how to answer
LK, what are you doing?
Pregnant women can't climb up
Are these two? Yes...
I help you pick it
Pregnant women can't kneel down
Thank you, these two boxes
LK, I help you
Pregnant women can't do photocopying There's radiation
Thanks. Let me help you
After photocopying give the copies to them
How about this one? Do you know?
LK, what are you doing?
We should help her. LK has to replace the bottle of water
LK, don't do silly thing. LK
It's dangerous
Let me do it. Come and help
Pregnant women can't do that...
Hello, Tony! Hello, Monica
You're fine recently
I owe John
Really? Certainly
Your friend? I've never met him
Introduce him to you, he is Peter
Hello, how are you? I'm Monica
This is my business card It's my pleasure to meet you
Look at her. Is businesslike manner necessary?
Just a private party, is giving out business cards necessary?
Right. She works in the advertising field not insurance
Yes
Oh! Eat the mooncake
Don't forget to take the tin out for boiling the candlestick
Any mooncake?
Yes, take this slice
Gentleman. Yes. Nice to meet you
Nice to meet you. Have a tea break when you've free time
Boss. Don't eat. Come here
Sit down...
Military report
None of my business. Let me go
It's your business You should be the one who listens
That's why I urgently call you
I've done a survey
There're 8 advertising agencies
All of them are well known...
except us
How does this matter?
I guess Mrs Ho will decide
her partnership with one of them
Who's the Mrs Ho?
The one with uncountable fortune
She's just got the S.E. Asia's
franchise of And-1 sport shoes
She wants to market this brand amid
the craze of the Olympics
None of my business
See over there, and you'll understand
Mrs. Ho, how much was the acquisition
price of FIGHTY Co.?
A reasonable price
LK, there are many topics between pregnant women
If you can draw closer to her
and leave her good impression
we will get an additional big client
She buys your idea
not my belly
If she buys you
she'll accept the rest
LK, try to get closer to her
Just make her feel happy and comfortable
I'll do the rest for you
You seem to treat me like a nightclub girl
Dear, how can you say such thing?
A nightclub girl earns more than you do
Come on. Get the wallet and go
Beijing's bid for hosting the Olympics made me feel exciting
We feel exciting too
Coincidently, I knew my pregnancy on that day
Ah...
I turned on the TV when I returned home
And watched the big characters We have won
What a coincidence!
I'm so happy. I'd embraced my husband
and cried for an hour
We've won
Useless!
Just make a living
Strong and wealthy China is the key of our success
Strong, it's because we've 1 .3 billion people
We've 1 .3 billion people because women are willing to bear babies
How great...
Lady, are you alright?
They push me
Poor!
Let me help you...
I wanted to tell you long ago
Why don't you give it up?
Give up what?
Give up drug taking!
I haven't taken any drug why do I need giving up?
I always find that you wear dull eyes get absent-minded
and walk unsteadily
Did you take too much?
If you were a man I would have beaten you
Don't think you're 'in'
Occasional drug takings also do harm
You should say no to drugs
You're the prestigious Mrs Ho
chairlady of 1 5 listed companies
Nice to meet you...
You're the assistant account executive
of the advertising firm, LK Fong
A bright future. A bright future
Your future is brighter!
How many months?
A total of three years
Exactly
After graduation, job loss
I've been working for more than three years
I mean your baby
More than 5 months
Me, too
Really? Is it a coincidence?
I got a boy and a girl. They're twins
How about you? A boy or a girl?
I've not decided yet
I mean I'm not sure
Why don't you do an ultrasound scan?
Our job doesn't allow No work, no money
How can I get free time to do ultrasound scan?
Also, we don't care
A boy or girl means the same to us
Check it now. You'll feel happier
You're right. But the sky turns dark
The hospital is closed No scan service now
No need to go to hospital I've got an ultrasound scanner
Take the ultrasound scanner out
Yes, Mrs. Ho
Mrs. Ho is very nice to you We envy you
Doctor Wong, thanks
Do you have to apply the gel first?
Japan's latest product Direct scanning
Just like photocopying
No. Must I go naked?
Don't be shy. After your scanning I'll scan mine
Good idea
Please pull up your clothe
Pull up your clothe
Wait!
The baby gets human rights
I'm the baby's mother
I'll not disclose its privacy
You can look down on me
but you can't look down on my baby
I, LK Fong, say today
without my baby's consent
I'll not do the ultrasound scan for it
and take photo of it
I'm never an irresponsible mother
You're right
Long live the babies' human rights
Good!
You get the guts
Good!
Success is originated from creativity Boldness bears creativity
I agree with you
Your company will be in charge of sport shoe advertising campaign
Well done. Well done
I've cooked the swallow's nests
Go into the kitchen and taste them
That's good
We're off duty. Boss picks up his female subordinate to the luxury house
What do you want?
Actually, this is my father's house
I think your apartment is not suitable for a pregnant woman
You successfully pitched a client for our company
This is your reward
Take care of the baby in this house
I reside there. I can pick you up to the office every morning
Is it alright?
Then I should take a look first?
How's your feeling?
You've given me a 5-star home
The key?
Can I live with Dina?
Wait for me, son, Wait for me
Dad, what's going on?
Why do you come to this house?
Nothing, just a colleague of our company gets pregnant
I lent my house to her Let her take a good rest
Your baby?
Certainly not
You'd promised me
you never mix with the female staff
Sure. I'd promised you. Dad
Remember
Certainly, I remember
Fantastic!
Have you locked the door?
Get locked
Really?
Really
Dear audience I'm the most beautiful mother
The most beautiful
The most beautiful pregnant woman
I agree with you
You are beautiful!
Enough... don't push
I'll go down
This guy wears a familiar face who is he?
I've seen him in the company's annual report
The company's head
Right!
You... I...
What brings you here?
What can I help you?
I help you indeed
When a woman gets pregnant her temper turns bad
suspicious, lack of confidence
Instant Chinese medicine for women?
Yes, instant Chinese medicine for women
You, in particular, should drink more
You should drink, too
Right, drink more...
Right, corporate head you look handsome
I was handsomer when I was younger
Really? How do you keep your fitness?
That's easy
Practise boxing everyday... Left fist
Great! Straight fist!
May I speak to Mr Wu Faye?
LK? Why do you call my Dad?
Before I come, I want to know if your father is at home
If he is here I'll bring a basket of fruits
and a bottle of brandy
No, thanks. My dad goes to watch a boxing contest tonight
Why do you call me outdoors?
No. I departed from the neighboring house when I called you
And the call terminated here
My long legs walk fast
Did you really cook them?
It's my cooking. Try them
Eat the root first
Dad, you said you're going to the boxing contest
It's cancelled
You've come
Uncle!
You've met before
Yes
Let's dine together
Good idea
All are high-calorie food
I don't eat
Dad, give me face. My friend is here
Otherwise, you don't get full energy to practise boxing
Ms. Big Belly. Yes
Can you go up?
I want to show you something
Ms. Big Belly, I'll take it for you
LK, do you feel unwell?
Perhaps I drink too much ginseng soup It's too strong
I can't breathe
I know the truth
Your boy friend left you
after you've got pregnant
Ming told me everything
Yes
Take care of the baby
Remember to give it education
I will. I will...
I said yesterday
I studied Tyson's serial side attacks
from his last 50 contests
Yes. Yes
I demonstrate immediately
Good idea
Take the cheque. Okay
Where's the glove? Have you seen it?
Absolutely not
Strange!
How are you? Do you feel better outdoors?
Certainly
Have you adapted your new home?
It's okay
Do more exercises when you're free
You baby will get more beautiful
It sounds strange It seems as if you've got pregnant
You take it more serious than I do
My old dad told me his greatest disappointment in life is
when my mother carried me
-??-
and did not take care of her
You should ask your father
to treat her better
She is not alive
I'm sorry
When I knew no one takes care of you
when you get pregnant
I don't know why I want to offer help
Let you eat better, live better
But it doesn't mean I fall in love with you
I feel relaxed when you said so
If you say you love me
I don't know how to respond to
But you're so considerate
I accept your help
Make a deal first. My future expenses
on food, clothes, entertainment...
and transportation are paid by you
Dealt
Okay? Let's play the ball
I got it, too
Frankly, who is the baby's father?
Do you really want to know?
Tell me
Really?
What are you doing?
Nothing. Your dad asked me to show it to you
He said there is a Tyson's signature on it
And he asked you to help him recover the glove
I feel dizzy. Dizzy? Really?
When I rise up from the ground I feel dizzy
Are you okay?
Just a bit of discomfort
Let me hold you if you're okay
I accompany you
You don't trust me, do you?
No, I trust you
That's okay. Let me handle it
You should go back. See you tomorrow
Bye
Have you seen...
It's with you!
Ms. Big Belly. I've found it Have a look
No. Not today
Why do you take away my boxing glove?
Do you want to learn it? Come in
Don't get closer
Why can't I get closer?
I got sick!
What kind of illness?
Tetter. It is highly contagious
Itchy!
Don't get close to me
You will infect others Why do you come close to me?
I've scratched for a while It's no longer contagious
No longer contagious?
Yes
Where's Ms. Big Belly?
She has checked out this morning
My house is not a hotel
why did she check out?
Don't you understand this is the youth's language
I'm sorry. Why did she check out?
The fact is... she said. this is not good for the baby
Eat well and sleep well
She worried about how to teach her baby well
so left early this morning
But you can stay here
Sir, we are good friends
I should accompany her
I have to go
Why don't you put the baggage at the back?
These are hand-carry
Be careful...
Thanks. Don't mention this
Just check in when you're free
Okay
Bye
Dina, Merry X'mas!
Merry X'mas!
Merry X'mas! Thanks!
I drew it myself
Monica
Merry X'mas!
Thanks
Monica, are you having a meeting
with the advertiser soon?
Have you considered my proposal
that I gave you 2 weeks ago?
The proposal?
I haven't got it
No. Nothing in the rubbish bin
Nothing indeed
I expect you'll do this to me, so I...
I've prepared another copy for you
Though it is not thick
it took me a lot of time to do it
I know the selling point is not about perfection
But unfortunately if...
your proposal doesn't work
you can consider mine
Or you can reserve my proposal
Okay. Let me think over it
This is our idea
The selling point is the pop star
We will ask China's top sport stars for castings
I'm sorry. What is it?
Just rubbish
Can you give me? It's new Don't waste it
Mrs. Ho
LK, thanks
Mrs. Ho...
We've chosen Li Xiao Shuang
Fu Ming Xia. Guo Jing Jing
Xiong Ni. Liu Xuan
The 2008 Olympics is Chinese' pride
The torchlight of the Olympics shines over Beijing
Temple of Heaven (Tian Tan) Yangtze Gorges
The Forbidden City The Summer Palace (Yi He Yuan)
The torchlight of the Olympics
shines over 1 .2 billion people
No. This doesn't work
Mrs. Ho, We are not on the track yet
Sorry. I just say the idea
on pregnant woman playing basketball doesn't work
Not your idea
That's why I said it is rubbish
Whose idea?
It is mine
LK, your selling point is good
A pregnant woman is wearing our sport shoes to play basketball...
can be carefree
and needs not worry about the baby
But think if we find an actress to play the pregnant woman
Will it be convincing?
We can find a real pregnant woman
Any pregnant woman gets such boldness?
I won't let her do something dangerous
even if she wants
The Chinese, the descendants of dragon all over the world
Cheer, shout and cry for joy together
Use special effects
Mrs. Ho, I planned to use special effects
Have you watched Stephan Chow's Xiaolin Soccer?
Certainly. I've watched it several times
I laughed to overturn
My laughing made my baby kick me continuously
Me too!
It kicks me again
The ones sitting next can feel it too
I want you to be the protagonist
of this advertisement
Right
Mrs Ho, you inflate me
You should recruit other actress
Or will you play that role?
I do, but fortune teller said
I should keep low profile this year
Then I accept the challenge
LK, congratulation
LK, you and I go to meet the press
Ladies and gentlemen we're sorry to keep you waiting
This is LK Fong, the protagonist of
our next advertisement
The campaign costs us 30 million HK dollars
Take the photos, please
Mr. Wu
Mrs. Ho's contract was given to you 3 days ago
Did you sign it?
If you haven't signed it
please notify me
Let me reply to our client
That you don't want to make money
What contract?
Oh! Mr. Wu
Don't tell me
you'd lost the HK$10 million worth contract
Can we ask them to send me another copy?
You don't mind about your reputation but our company does
I'm sure it is in the office
Just don't know where I'd put
Wait...
The contract had disappeared?
What? It got lost?
That nail knife
We should have a thorough search after office hour
Luckily, I haven't bought it
It's heavy. Please help me
Brush your teeth first
Congratulation
you finally release your feeling
Congratulation for what
We don't know his will
Dina, be frank
you're important to me
If you don't mix business matter with personal one
I want your staying
What do you mean personal and business matters?
You just hide in the room to play solitaire
No. I promised my dad
not to mix with girls in the office
Just do it outside the office
Romantic boss and sexy secretary many movies get such theme
You're perfect match. Why not?
No. No
No? From the biological point of view
it is normal
Love affair between boy and girl is normal
You' must have sexual needs
How do you satisfy them?
Don't mention anymore
Wait!
I'm okay
I'm off duty and depart for home
Stay a few hours
I want to calm down
Contract!
Don't understand love. Pretending
What?
Are you hiding me something?
Are you gay?
I bring you to a place
Gay bar?
I make desserts here
after office hour everyday
I got the key. Not lying
It's okay
But are you gay?
I like women, lady
Really? Which type of women?
Appearance is not important but manners is the most important
Do you mean me?
Apart from manners appearance does earn some scores
Just kidding
Don't talk further about this
Cook something for me
Okay
I don't eat chilly food
Trust me, I've changed the formula
It is not chilly. Try it
What do you think of it? What do you think of it?
Try your best You will be successful one day
Am I gifted?
Try your best You will be successful one day
How about if not successful?
You are still the CEO
You're right
Follow me
Let me make a delicious dessert for you
Sugar, you emphasize on this particular one?
The one who appreciates sugar
can judge the desserts' taste
You seem to talk about zen
I never studied business administration when I was in Britain
Rather, I studied dessert cooking without informing my Dad
Really?
Why don't you tell him the truth?
If I could tell the truth I would not have deceived him
He always wants me to manage his company
But I don't feel comfortable
when I sit in the office
You should run the company even it is against your will
Our colleagues' livelihood relies on you, right?
Are you okay?
He kicks me
Sit down. Okay...
Do you want to drink something?
Yes
In fact liars pay a price
Lying for the whole life
Tell lies for the rest of life. Poor!
Have you heard about The Emperor's New Suit?
If the kid did not unveil the truth
that the king was naked
the king needed not unhappy The kid was still happy
Everyone is happy
when they see a naked fat man
So you should judge from another viewpoint
The key to lying is good acting
The first step is to convince oneself daily
Like me, I got pregnant...
When your eyes are wide open you'll feel you've got it
About lying. Practise it gradually
Okay
Lady, you haven't paid yet
I haven't left the supermarket It is not theft
I'm the CEO...
Boss, good morning! Good morning!
Dina, good morning!
Right, give me our company's annual
reports of last ten years
Thanks
Boss, please sign
Why don't you read it before signing?
I've confidence on your performance I trust you
What is that document?
You've just said you trust me
Why do you ask me now?
It's a dismissal letter for me
I haven't ordered your dismissal
According to the contract
you should compensate 6-month salary for me
In addition to provident fund
pension fund and bonus
I haven't ordered your dismissal
Also, this sentence was just added
Look
Are you clear?
Not clear
It's not important
You can read, thank for my dismissal
I don't like him...
No feeling. Completely no feeling
Think who you're. A bad guy
Better to slow down It hurts your body
How angry you are!
Show it to you
Floating on the water
Great!
Don't mention Ming
I haven't mentioned him
Floating on the water? I can do as well
My pleasure
Yes...
No
Wrong number
Who is it?
They want me to appear on the advertisements
They give me diapers as souvenirs this time
and request me to be the spokeswoman for body slimming
You're getting rich. You're a star
and no longer know your old friend
There's an idea. You can be my agent
It is good that you've resigned
Unity means power
Share the money, right?
This is a good idea
Where can we get the babies for the advertisement?
You really look like a fool
We'll get paid when we finish the shooting on the day after tomorrow
Right?
Let's go to Phuket for leisure travelling
We, the beauties, would have romantic encounters
And we can immediately...
Monica, what a coincidence!
Let me introduce a friend to you
This is Fong Lai Zhen, LK's twin sister
She's just come to HK from Dongguan
Really?
Yes, I'm LK's sister
My eldest sister is too busy
Luckily Dina brings me to the tourist spots
And I get to know that slimming is very popular
She worries about my overeating
so brings me to the fitness center
for body slimming
I'm sorry
LK Fong, forget about it
Give me a chance
No more mess
Let me explain
Practise your Mandarin
I worry that you'll be mocked by the Chinese girls in the jail
Dad
What?
Dad
Say
Dad, I love you
I love you, too
Dad, when I was in Britain
I'd learnt how to make desserts but haven't studied BBA
Dad, I...I really love you
If you did love me, tell me honestly
What else I don't know?
During my 6-year primary education
I'd never done any homework
I paid others to finish them
Anything else?
When I was at Form 5 I'd fertilized a woman
I stole HK$10,000 from you and wanted to go away with her
But later I knew she deceived me
and took away my money
Anymore?
It is meaningless to say anymore
I don't want to mention others
I'm sorry dad
Forget it
Washington's father could forgive Washington
If not, Washington should not have been the president
I love you, dad
Write the sentence for 10,000 times to me
I don't tell lies any more
and love your father forever
Give me the day after tomorrow
You don't have to write give me the day after tomorrow
The day after tomorrow?
I've known both girls for 10 years
They haven't offered me any candy
It seems unusual
All arrived. Eat now
Four dishes and one soup Rice is available
What a big event today
From Ms. LK Fong's facial expression
I'm sure the food is poisonous
Do they attempt suicide and
want our company?
I sniff the slight smell of the burning charcoal
Check the bathroom
Okay. No
I mess things up Please help me to remedy the situation
Monica, give me one minute
for my explanation. I beg you
Please!
Explain to the judge. Rubbish
You've committed a crime You should go to jail
I see nothing. I'm blind
I just want to keep the job to earn a living
Think. Think. Think I have many wishes too
I want to be a fireman
Does this mean I have to remove the captain?
Yes. Don't come over here
We've been friends for over 10 years
Will you turn me down?
When you need help next time
remember to call me
And call me as well
Time to go shooting
It's okay. Don't be sad
Death is an alternative
I'm sorry. Let me settle the issue
and you can bite me for revenge tomorrow
I'll then resign
LK, are you scared?
A bit. How about you?
This is my first time to confine a person
And she is Monica!
I'm certainly afraid
I know. What can I say?
Don't be afraid
Do anything you want
Ms. Fong
Handsome guy
Merry X'mas!
This is a ball!
What?
3D-animation...
Come on. Start shooting
Okay. Ready...
Start the camera
Action!
Where's the scissors?
Merry X'mas?
Wear And-1 . It's reliable
Cut. It's finished
Hey man! How are you?
Nice to meet you!
Let's have the champagne
Where's LK?
LK? I don't know. Where's she?
LK!
LK, how are you? Don't frighten me
It is painful...
I'm sorry
Can I help you?
Are you okay?
Don't move. She is afraid of black
LK, are you alright?
It's painful
LK, your amniotic fluid leaks out
bring her to hospital
No?
Dina, help me My amniotic fluid is leaking out
They are delivering me to hospital
What? I'm more troublesome Monica has escaped
No. Don't treat me in this way
What's going on? What's going on?
Don't ask me. It annoys me. I go crazy
Okay, I come now
Sure, be quick... That's it!
It's very painful...
The baby is coming out
How about if we park the car and let you deliver the baby?
Never. I can endure
I'm okay
Do your business. I'm okay
Let me look for a doctor
Any doctor? The pregnant woman is delivering
I don't want to deliver it I want to piss...
Find LK. I worry about her
Carry her up...
No...I don't want to bear the baby
Ms. Fong, you are ahead of schedule
Too bad. The sound of wave is loud
The amniotic water turns into white head waves
She is giving birth to a baby bring her to the labour ward
Gentleman, who are you?
She is my friend
Friend can't accompany her call her husband
I can't notify him. That's too bad
Doctor, somebody loses consciousness
Doctor
LK... Mrs Ho
Why do you walk in this direction?
Doctor, the labour ward is over there
This lady has suffered from concussion
We've to deliver her to intensive care unit
Doctor Wong, we should go
LK, don't be afraid
I've called a doctor of obstetrics division
He is the best in Hong Kong
Ms Tang, doctor said
your sprained neck blocks the throat
so cannot speak for a while
You'll be alright tomorrow
Where are you?
Still in hospital? Not escape yet?
Where? I see it...
The transmission isn't clear Where? I can't receive the message
Here. Nothing receives?
Quick...
It's password
Monica, what are you doing?
A car accident?
What's going on inside?
What're you doing?
Break the glass and run away
It'll sound the alarm
Lock her in the mortuary It is the safest place
No. I mean pick a baby
Substitute it for yours And return it soon
Perhaps change the clothe...
And walk out
Choose this one
Checked uniform makes you look fat
There is password. Open the door
What are you doing?
LK, where's your baby?
At your feet
No, I mean the baby in your belly
This is the baby in the belly
Let him throw
If he feels more comfortable
let him throw
Can I explain?
I don't want to lose my job
I don't want to get fired
Although I tell lie
I haven't foreseen such mess
That's why you said lying should require patience
That's why you said the kid in The Emperor's New Suit
should not tell the truth
I teach evilness to the kid I'm not a good mother
Thanks. I just intend to be a good boss
and to run the firm well
But now our company has to pay a compensation of HK$10 million
I once said when it is over
I'll let you bite me
I can speak now
You're great. You make our company lose HK$10 million
Boss, LK is not right in this issue
But you've to pay a compensation of HK$10 million. It's also a pity
Why don't we let her go
and finish the acting?
No. I should bear full responsibility
Lying is not right
Let me explain to Mrs. Ho
Are you qualified to give her explanation?
It's my mistake I trust the wrong person
We are sorry, Mrs. Ho
I search over the entire hospital except the mortuary
They told me they don't have LK Fong's record
Too bad. What a damn hospital!
Mrs. Ho
Monica, what's matter?
LK bore a boy
Well. Both are alright!
Good. I want to visit her
She is weak. She needs a good rest
Pay visit to her later
A good idea. Also I don't feel quite well
I'll pay visit to her tomorrow
Alright...
Mrs. Ho, I want to tell you something
We know. LK and her son are alright
Mrs. Ho doesn't feel well
She wants to take a good rest at home
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ho
our company will pay you the compensation
Why?
Mrs. Ho
LK, you just bore the baby
why do you leave the bed?
Let me hold you
No, thanks, Mrs. Ho
I should hold you instead
Why?
The baby is dead!
Why? Oh!
Mrs. Ho, I'm sorry
I'm not an unmarried mother I did not get pregnant
What you've seen is this item
What a big lie!
Do you want me to come near you and hold you...
Or to keep a distance from you?
I'm sorry, Mrs. Ho
Mrs. Ho, are you alright?
Call the doctor
I think my babies are coming out
Sit down first
Call the doctor
Are you alright? Don't scare me
999 Police Report Centre
Someone pretend to be the medical officer and turn the hospital into mess
Please send some cops here!
Sorry. I don't want to implicate you
Don't mention it. It's our will
That's good
Celebrate Christmas here sounds interesting
We went to Lan Kwei Fong
or parties every Christmas
Yes. Or we went to Karaoke
Frankly, here is not crowded
But quiet. What's a good choice
And we can chat as well
Right. No police guards us
No body is drunk. No one vomits
Right. There's no Mr. Charming
Nothing will happen
You, three, come out
Sir, can I have a shorter prisoner's number?
I'm afraid I can't remember it
Sir, can you lend a comb to me?
My hair messes up. I don't want to lose face when being identified
Sit on the bench. Shit!
When Lawyer Chan finishes the procedure
you can leave
Regain freedom
Congratulation. Congratulation
I congratulate myself. Free now!
How much do we have to compensate Mrs. Ho?
Monica gives her new proposal
The remedy works
I'm sorry. I'll collect my stuff and leave the company tomorrow
Tomorrow. Tomorrow is Christmas
I'll collect my stuff after holidays
I haven't ordered your sacking
I can no longer expect any promotion in the future
How about if you get promoted to the post of CD?
You mean the CD that stores ten songs?
I mean the Creative Director!
Are you serious?
What?
Where is justice?
Am I capable?
Keep telling myself, I'm the CD...
It works
Try your best You'll be successful someday
I'm the CD
This means you are the MD you are the VCD
That's good...
Lady, you can leave
Merry X'mas!
Hard work!
Dina!
Merry X'mas!
Do you have any date on New Year Eve?
Why don't we have desserts together?
Okay!
One year later
something happened to Ming and Dina
To separate personal matter from business one
Dina resigned as Ming's secretary
Instead, she takes care of her children
This job takes her more time than being the secretary does
No old age allowance and provident fund
He's bought a restaurant
Ming has rolled out his desserts in the market
He gave his first customer a certificate
as a token of thanks
Ken has become a fireman
and works in Tsz Wan Shan's fire station
Though he has divorced with his wife
they are still friends
In the women's circle of Tsz Wan Shan
Ken becomes the heroic idol of thousands of women
One year later, I get...
a boyfriend with a big belly He is Lawyer Chan
I told him if he doesn't turn his muscles
into chocolate bar-like
I won't have a holiday with him in Cheung Chau
He begs me, if we don't go to Cheung Chau then depart for Europe
Does this mean you stay with him in the same room?
If staying in the same room he'll sleep next to me
Will you have any premarital sex?
Let me think over it
I'm a girl